Bleep exclaims and without a beat jumps on The N4CER’s back
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Written by Atila on April 25, 2008 – 7:51 pm
“Ha Ha!!” Bleep exclaims and without a beat jumps on The N4CER’s back. While beating him from behind and holding on for dear life, Bleep remembers (flashback to his kitchen, wife standing there polishing one of a huge collection of knickknacks hanging on the wall) his wife saying, “Now honey, I know how busy you are defeating killer robots and vicious double agents, but don’t forget to feed Angus before you leave.
You know how he gets when he’s hungry.” Back to reality, Bleep jumps off The N4CER and transforms into a mighty fighting machine as his chest opens to reveal guns a-blazin’ and he opens fire. Blam, blam, ratattatattattat, blam, blam!!!! The N4CER falls to his knees and is knocked out… stars circle above his head. Bleep quickly transforms to normal and takes off. Cut to Bleep’s kitchen. Angus is waiting patiently and then flies off the floor at the sight of his master.
Angus is super excited, buzzing around and barking… Bleep “I know, I know… sorry, dude… I forgot… uugh.” Bleep sighs… He grabs a box of “Bowser Bolts” and starts to fill the doggie dish with nuts, screws, and other metal pieces when suddenly KABLAM!!! Over the shoulder we see The N4CER blast through the wall, smashing the wife’s entire knickknack collection. Bleep totally surprised, “Awwww maaaaaan! My wife’s gonna kill me!” Angus, thinking The N4CER is a visitor, starts buzzing around him and jumping up and down with excitement. The N4CER doesn’t know what hit him. “What the….” He’s never seen such an overly excited dog.
He tries to stop Angus by saying, “Down boy, down… go away, stop… come on now… down boy… good boy…” Even The N4CER can’t help but be smitten by Angus’ charms. With The N4CER distracted, Bleep picks up a nearby chocolate cake and smashes it into The N4CER’s face. “Awwwww!!!!”The N4CER screams. “Awwww, I hate chocolate!!!” The N4CER has cake all in his eyes he can’t see a thing! The N4CER stumbles around, swinging into thin air, while Bleep and Angus dodge The N4CER’s attempts to capture them. Bleep picks up Angus’ doggie dish and repeatedly bangs The N4CER on the head… Bong! Bong! Bong! Bong! Bong!… forcing The N4CER to stumble backward.
While this is going on, Angus opens the door behind The N4CER labeled “Trash Incinerator” and The N4CER falls in. Angus shuts the door, and with a push of the “Incinerate” button, Angus, our fearless hero, saves the day. Angus looks to Bleep for approval and Bleep says, “How could he not like chocolate cake?” Angus leaps up and licks Bleep on the face… Bleep says, “Good boy… you did good.”
